It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Can't I???? We are in America, right? Because last time I checked, my rights were being infringed upon.
By American Apparel.
HOW CAN YOU ADVERTISE ONESIEs ALL OVER YOUR FREAKIN WEBSITE, AND NOT HAVE ANY IN THE ACTUAL STORES????
Hello, McFly. Do I live in LA? Or has this all been a dream and I'm actually in Wisconsin?
This interesting onesie dilemma was brought up to me by Suzanne. Who suggested that perhaps everyone in Los Angeles should be wearing onesies regularly, on a daily basis. Isn't that the point of SoCal? To be tan and scantily clad?
That's what I thought. Then I tried to actually go into a physical AA store this weekend (tried 3 different ones...Hollywood and the west side). Foiled.
Lies. False promises. Everyone should be able to get a one piece velour tube top jumper, with no hassle. What kind of plastic sunny world do we live in here. For real.
2 comments:
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! how dare you speak publicly against Dov Charney. Dov loves us. and he loves america. he cries the same tears that the bald eagle cries for his country. he pays those thai hookers a lot for modeling those onesies. his factory workers are the highest paid factory workers in the world! THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Being the ambassador of hip I bought every single one. I wear them to the Silverlake Reservoir and flick half-lit cigarettes at tired joggers.
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