Monday, April 28, 2008

Onesie Lies....what's your damage, American Apparel????


It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.

Can't I???? We are in America, right? Because last time I checked, my rights were being infringed upon.

By American Apparel.
HOW CAN YOU ADVERTISE ONESIEs ALL OVER YOUR FREAKIN WEBSITE, AND NOT HAVE ANY IN THE ACTUAL STORES????

Hello, McFly. Do I live in LA? Or has this all been a dream and I'm actually in Wisconsin?

This interesting onesie dilemma was brought up to me by Suzanne. Who suggested that perhaps everyone in Los Angeles should be wearing onesies regularly, on a daily basis. Isn't that the point of SoCal? To be tan and scantily clad?

That's what I thought. Then I tried to actually go into a physical AA store this weekend (tried 3 different ones...Hollywood and the west side). Foiled.

Lies. False promises. Everyone should be able to get a one piece velour tube top jumper, with no hassle. What kind of plastic sunny world do we live in here. For real.