Strange Narnia Woman finds Supersized Hand in Local Art School Yard...Asks 'Can I Keep It?'

Anyhow she looks happy. Just let her keep the hand.

Hope You Don't Mind If I Pay You in Change

After going on brief hiatus to tend to my chinchilla farm and teach hangliding lessons to orphans, I am returning to the blog world. Wait for it....wait for it...."ping!"

SUPERDELUXE NEWS: Mickey and I got a studio to work in. Starting next Tuesday. Check back for more info. Name to come.

Quote of the week: "Big game. Real big game."

Temp: 80 degrees and sunny--hot hot hot

$64 Million Question: When does a memoir become fiction? And where is my mojito?