Today, In List Form

1. woke up—aka, graced the world with an outrageous amount of excellence —7am
2. remember how much i like being in bed
3. stand up
4. got back in bed
5. tried to remember my dream from last night, contained a few important ideas in it, like cures for certain diseases, secret code translations, and magic spells
6. couldn't remember dream—ideas lost forever
7. lamented lost ideas
8. joyfully leapt out of bed, excited to go to work*
9. my housekeeper cleaned my room, made me breakfast while i dressed myself in my emilio pucci dress that i stole from amy winehouse(little slut)*
10. got in my bright purple TOYOTA PRIUS with a BOSE STEREO SYSTEM that i plugged my APPLE IPOD into and listened to my fave ITUNES playlist**
11. took my pet luck dragon into the office, where it destroyed all the other dogs in a dog fight, except for pookums
12. existed
14. drank iced coffee

*this is a lie
**this is not only a lie but a blatant advertisement. has everybody sold out when even a blog is all about product placement?
***there is no number 13. 13 is an unlucky number and is only used by wiccans, pagans, and hipsters wearing MOCCASINS.

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You Can Stop Holding Your Breath

So, you've heard the news. Or haven't you?

We're opening a print shop. There's really no other option. Overwhelming response is an understatement. Our fans are in a fucking frenzy over our newest poster for Tigersgate Films "He Drives Me Crazy"....so Michelle LeClerc and I are opening Manuels Advertising. The funny thing is that it won't be for advertising. It's silk screening.

Right now our fan base includes Yonni's Coffee and Cha Cha Lounge.

Question of the day: Should mean people be overcharged?

Answers to this and more coming up....don't forget to check back later!